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Last year, I decided to fly to Willington, a nice city in New Zealand. I realized that I need to apply for Visa so I went to New Zealand Embassy . The Visa officer asked me to fill out the visa application form! I got the form and sat behind the desk to do it fast in a few minutes..but it was not a few minutes..it was like 2 hours. Yes! 2 hours for filling forms. Application was like a booklet! A booklet about your life history! I really don’t know why some of the countries in the world are that much sensetive to foreigners ! Hundreds years back, British people immigrated to NZ and they were foriegners in New Zealand but local people didn’t ask them to fill up big questionnaires to let them come inside but british people jumped inside and made it a colony! ..Reading some of those questions would trigger you to judge how ridiculous we can act when we say hello to our guests when they wish to visit our country!
Questions:
1- What is your name, father name, mother name, sister name, your sister’s husband name, your son, your wife, your daughter, your brother, your WHOLE famiy names !! (I propose to ask applicants to draw their Family tree till 6 level down)

2- Have you ever been in a war? if yes, which war? how many people did you kill in the war? have you gone to court because of killing people? if yes, what was the result for that court? Are you planning to kill someone in future? Do you want to go to war again in future? which wars do you expect to go? (Believe me..you will see such questions!)

3-  Are you bringing food to New Zealand? What foods? why do you bring foods? Are your foods dangerous to animals? Can you avoid bringing foods to NZ? Do you know that if you don’t declare your foods upon arrival at NZ Airports, the fine would be like 65000$ NZ?

 4- Please write two pages about your plans to visit places in New Zealand..You should mention where you go, when you do what, who you visit, why you visit, how long you stay in each stop, which hotels you go, which flights you fly or which train you catch ! (Tell us exactly when you go to toilet! they have forgotten to put this question !)

….. Please add more questions in COMMENTS! Thanks for reading.

written by Alireza Kashian \\ tags: Application Form, Apply, British, Colony, Long Questions, New Zealand, Questionnaire, Visa